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Riding a bike, crocheting, collecting mugs. Whatever your hobbies are, they’re very far from these!
Jazda na rowerze? Szydełkowanie? Zbieranie kubków? Niezależnie od tego, jakie masz hobby, na pewno nie przypomina ono tych, o których zaraz przeczytasz!

Match the following words with their translations.
Unusual hobbiesAquascaping
The art of arranging plants in an aquarium alongside rocks, wood, artificialartificial caves, and driftwooddriftwood to make a crafty masterpiece. It is not only important for such a creation to be beautiful - it has to be functional and healthy for the aquatic creatures to live in! Filters, thermometers, proper lighting and algaealgae maintenancemaintenance are a must. And of course, don’t forget to let the animals in!
Tree shaping
Ever considered standard trees to be boring? Well, try to shape your own, although this requires a lot of patience - growing a tree can take several years! However, granted that you are patient, you can use it to create incredible artistic designs, furniture, and even simple structures. Imagine sitting in a chair that still has roots and sproutssprouts leaves - yes, the resulting objects are still alive!
Extreme ironing
Normal ironing can be the most boring activity in the world. Why not spice it upspice it up? Take the ironing boardironing board to a remoteremote location and iron your clothes away. Any location is good: you can iron while skydivingskydiving, on a motorbike, whilst mountaineeringmountaineering, even under water! According to the Extreme Ironing Bureau, extreme ironing is “the latest danger sport that combines the thrillsthrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well‑pressed shirt.”
Soap carving
Tired of using the same‑oldsame‑old soap bar? Turn it into a beautiful sculpture. This activity is simple to begin both for children and adults and not as gimmickygimmicky as using chiselschisels and hammers and faffing aroundfaffing around with rock and wood. The advantage of soap over those is that it is soft, and you can use a spoon, fork, or a toothpicktoothpick to make your design. And the best part is, you can find soap everywhere!
Competitive dog grooming
If you’re bored of your dog having the same haircut every year, you can transform him or her into an artwork by utilisingutilising creative fur sculptingfur sculpting, colour, and design. You can even do it competitivelycompetitively! If you decide to put your beautifully transformed dog up for a beauty contestbeauty contest, you have only a few hours to turn your pet into a wonderful, colourful work of art. The choices are endless: you may scissorscissor, clipclip, trimtrim, and apply colour or decorations to your poochpooch. So sweet!
Stone skipping
Sometimes, spending hours on the beach can get a bit boring. When you’re tired of lying around aimlesslyaimlessly or sick of the ever‑repeating circle of going in and out of the water, you can try and do another relaxing beach activity! Stone skipping is the art of throwing throwing a flat stone across the water in such a way that it bouncesbounces off the surface. The objective is to see how many times the stone can bounce before it sinks into the water. You need to carefully choose the proper stones and master the correct technique for the best results.
Cosplay
This one is for those who got tired of their clothes. Cosplay – the mix of costume and role play – is both a hobby and a lifestyle in which participants called cosplayers wear uniqueunique home‑made costumes (you can’t just buy them) and fashion accessories to represent a specific character from their favourite film, cartoon, book, or video game. It’s a great opportunity to meet others who love the same things - cosplay is often an occasion to minglemingle at huge conventions. It’s also a great opportunity to buy a lot of merchandisemerchandise connected to their favourite themes.
Źródło: Tomasz Wiśniewski, licencja: CC BY-SA 3.0.
- Aquascaping is the art of
a) caring for the health of water creatures,
b) maintaining the cleanliness in an aquarium,
c) decorating a water tank with plants, rocks, and sticks.
- One thing that is impossible to be done using tree shaping is
a) a chair,
b) a piece of art,
c) growing a tree quickly.
- The text doesn’t mention ironing whilst
a) riding a motorbike,
b) diving,
c) jogging.
- In order to carve a piece of soap it is best to use
a) a chisel,
b) a hammer,
c) a toothpick.
- The thing which is useless when grooming a dog is
a) a clipper,
b) a sculpture,
c) a trimmer.
- The best stones to use for stone skipping are
a) not round,
b) heavy,
c) beach stones.
- Cosplay conventions are not for
a) meeting,
b) interacting,
c) selling costumes.
– Hmmm… That’s a tough one… It depends what you’re into, I guess. What are your hobbies?
– Hmm, nothing special. I love animals, comic books, and watching anime. Oh, and I’ve been watching a lot of art videos recently. But I’m afraid it isn’t anything original. I’m never going to get any followers on my vlog with such dull hobbies...
– Well, if you love animals and colourful stories, you can try to get into 1. 1. scissors, 2. cosplay, 3. trim, 4. trimmer, 5. utilise, 6. beauty contest, 7. merchandise, 8. fur, 9. dog grooming. If you are handy with a pair of 2. 1. scissors, 2. cosplay, 3. trim, 4. trimmer, 5. utilise, 6. beauty contest, 7. merchandise, 8. fur, 9. dog grooming and an electric 3. 1. scissors, 2. cosplay, 3. trim, 4. trimmer, 5. utilise, 6. beauty contest, 7. merchandise, 8. fur, 9. dog grooming, you can turn your pet into a work of art!
– To be honest… I’m not quite sure. I only have a guinea pig. I doubt that she would like it if I dyed her 4. 1. scissors, 2. cosplay, 3. trim, 4. trimmer, 5. utilise, 6. beauty contest, 7. merchandise, 8. fur, 9. dog grooming pink! I like to be crafty, but I’m not into the idea of fashion shows for animals. My channel shall have no unfair treatment of guinea pigs!
– If you’re worried about the wellbeing of your pets, you can try to take part in a 5. 1. scissors, 2. cosplay, 3. trim, 4. trimmer, 5. utilise, 6. beauty contest, 7. merchandise, 8. fur, 9. dog grooming yourself! You’re quite good-looking, you might have a chance! There’s actually a very cool 6. 1. scissors, 2. cosplay, 3. trim, 4. trimmer, 5. utilise, 6. beauty contest, 7. merchandise, 8. fur, 9. dog grooming convention in the city centre this month. I’m sure you can meet a lot of people who are into comic books there!
– Wow, that sounds interesting. I love dressing up, actually! But I don't have a costume.
– Well, you don’t really need it to be professional. You can use your old clothes and 7. 1. scissors, 2. cosplay, 3. trim, 4. trimmer, 5. utilise, 6. beauty contest, 7. merchandise, 8. fur, 9. dog grooming them around the edges so that they look like the clothes of your favourite characters. You can also 8. 1. scissors, 2. cosplay, 3. trim, 4. trimmer, 5. utilise, 6. beauty contest, 7. merchandise, 8. fur, 9. dog grooming gadgets and colourful accessories. It’s great video material!
– Great! I actually have a lot of 9. 1. scissors, 2. cosplay, 3. trim, 4. trimmer, 5. utilise, 6. beauty contest, 7. merchandise, 8. fur, 9. dog grooming from my favourite comic books that I wouldn’t mind selling! That could actually work! Thanks!
Słownik
/ ˈeɪmləsli /
bez celu (without purpose or direction)
/ ˈælgiː /
glony (typically aquatic plant of a large group that includes the seaweeds and many single‑celled forms)
/ əkwəskæpɪŋ /
sztuka tworzenia podwodnych krajobrazów (the craft of arranging aquatic plants, as well as rocks, stones, cavework, or driftwood, in an aesthetically pleasing manner)
/ ˌɑːtɪˈfɪʃl̩ /
sztuczny/sztuczna (made or produced by human beings rather than occurring naturally)
/ ˌbju:ti ˌkɒntest /
konkurs piękności (a contest in which the winner is the participant judged the most beautiful)
/ ˈbaʊnsɪz / / baʊns /
odbija się, podskakuje [odbijać się, podskakiwać] (move quickly up, back, or away from a surface after hitting it)
/ ˈtʃɪzl̩z / / ˈtʃɪzl̩ /
dłuta [dłuto] (a long‑bladed hand tool used to cut or shape wood, stone, or metal)
/ klɪp /
przyciąć (to cut something with scissors or a similar sharp tool)
/ kəmˈpetətɪv dɒg ˈɡruːmɪŋ /
konkurs pielęgnowania psów (a show that allows professional dog groomers to show off their skills and techniques)
/ kəmˈpetətɪvli /
konkurencyjnie, współzawodnicząc z kimś (in a way that strives to gain or win something by defeating others)
/ ˈdrɪftwʊd /
drewno dryfujące na wodzie albo wyrzucone na brzeg (drifting or floating wood)
/ ɪkˈstriːm ˈaɪənɪŋ /
ekstremalne prasowanie (an extreme sport in which people take ironing boards to remote locations and iron items of clothing)
/ fæfɪŋ əˈraʊnd / / fæf əˈraʊnd /
tracenie czasu [tracić czas] (to spend time doing things in a way that is not well organized and that does not achieve much)
/ fɜː ˈskʌlptɪŋ /
modelowanie futra (the artistic carving or removing of hair lengths)
/ ˈɡɪmɪki /
wymyślny (having features that are not necessary or useful)
/ ˈaɪənɪŋ bɔ:d /
deska do prasowania (a board on which you iron clothes)
/ ˈmeɪntənəns /
utrzymanie, konserwacja (the process of preserving a condition or situation or the state of being preserved)
/ ˈmɜːtʃəndaɪz /
produkty promocyjne (goods to be bought and sold)
/ ˈmɪŋɡl̩ /
wmieszać się (move among and engage with others at a social function)
/ ˌmaʊntɪˈnɪərɪŋ /
wspinaczka, chodzenie po górach (the sport or activity of climbing mountains)
/ puːtʃ /
psiak (a dog)
/ rɪˈməʊt /
daleki/daleka, oddalony/oddalona (distant)
/ seɪm əʊld /
po staremu (used to refer to something that has not changed)
/ ˈsɪzə /
ciąć nożyczkami (to cut with scissors)
/ ˈskaɪdaɪvɪŋ /
akrobatyczne skoki na spadochronie (the sport or activity of jumping from an aircraft and performing acrobatic manoeuvres in the air under free fall before landing by parachute)
/ ˈsəʊp ˈkɑːvɪŋ /
rzeźbienie z mydła (sculpting objects from soap)
/ spaɪs ˈɪt ʌp /
przyprawić, urozmaicić (to add excitement or interest to a speech, story, or performance)
/ spraʊts / / spraʊt /
kiełkuje, wypuszcza liście [kiełkować, wypuszczać liście] (to produce new growth)
/ stəʊn ˈskɪpɪŋ /
puszczanie „kaczek” na wodzie (the art of throwing flat rocks across the water)
/ thetarɪlz / / thetarɪl /
dreszcze emocji [dreszcz emocji] (a sudden feeling of excitement and pleasure)
/ ˈtuːthetapɪk /
wykałaczka (a short pointed piece of wood or plastic used for removing bits of food lodged between the teeth)
/ tri: ˈʃeɪpɪŋ /
kształtowanie drzew (the practice of training living trees and other woody plants into artistic shapes and useful structures)
/ trɪm /
podcinać (make something neat or of the required size or form by cutting away irregular or unwanted parts)
/ juːˈniːk /
niepowtarzalny/niepowtarzalna, wyjątkowy/wyjątkowa (being the only one of its kind; unlike anything else)
/ ˈjuːtɪlaɪzɪŋ / / ˈjuːtɪlaɪz /
wykorzystując [wykorzystywać] (make practical and effective use of)